Trump: Close the borders to avoid pandemic; Dems: Lock yourselves inside your homes
Trump: Build a wall to stop trafficking; Dems: Only around my house
Trump: Open businesses; Dems: Only I can get my hair done, my freezer has lots of ice cream
Trump: Protect people against riots; Dems: Defund the police and pay for my private security
Trump: People have freedoms Dems: Only if they are rioting
— Anonymous